The bush drum will mainly deal with the issues of partnership, relationships and our social change.

The bush drum will mainly deal with the issues of partnership, relationships and our social change.

The bush drum will mainly deal with the issues of partnership, relationships and our social change.

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Why the restaurant has to be renovated after some dates

Some readers asked me for more examples of my online dating adventures. I am of course happy to comply with this request. For more cheerful episodes please refer to my current book. I remember one experience in particular. The candidate called himself ‘Sondermodel66’, a TOP manager from the automotive industry (as he called himself). In his picture in the dating portal he was only blurred up to the chest area, but I suspected a basketball twin pregnancy in the middle of the body (the candidate seemed to me to be far from the ideal weight). In his first message to me, he asked in which city I would live and should I please send him more photos: a side profile photo and a full body photo including the length of my legs and my current weight. The man was obviously doing online shopping of a special kind. Since my stated goal was a personal meeting with the guy, I went to the sun salutation for ten minutes, took a deep breath and returned to my keyboard full of positive energy. I stayed sweet as sugar even when he got really offensive and we made an appointment for dinner (unfortunately it wasn’t available during the day).

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On the day of our agreed meeting, ‘Sondermodell66’ reported in the morning by text message and confirmed the dinner date for the evening. It sounded a bit like a customer confirmation for the hostess service. I had my body re-measured so that I could immediately tell you my current bra cup size (varies depending on weight), length of my legs and waist circumference. But no further data was requested in advance.

Probably my subconscious resisted a meeting with the TOP manager with all its might. Ten minutes after the agreed time, I jumped into the restaurant and frantically asked for a reservation in the name of Reiner. Only now did I discover that the TOP manager had texted me that he would unfortunately be half an hour late. I secured a seat on the bench with a view of the restaurant and waited. 45 minutes after the agreed time, the tsunami rolled towards me.mypaperwriter essay Unrestrained, with all my might, he slammed onto a delicate, brown wooden chair, which then collapsed. That’s what I call an appearance.

The TOP manager saved his estimated 120 kilos live weight with astonishing speed from the final impact on the beautiful, black and white tiled floor, in which he held on to a passing waiter. He in turn found a stop at a well-stocked cheese cart that was standing next to him.

The cheese cart wobbled and unfortunately had pulled the, pardon, butt card. Because he found nothing to hold on to and fell over. All of the cheese was distributed in a radius of what felt like ten meters on the beautiful, black and white tiled restaurant tile floor and the TOP manager’s right pant leg. I don’t know a lot about cheese and don’t know which of the little round friends was responsible for it – but suddenly it smelled quite strong and it didn’t look appetizing either. The TOP manager, red-faced, took a seat on the tubular steel chair that had been made available to him and ordered a glass of red wine in an imperious manner. Then he called the restaurant manager at the table and complained about the, sorry, fucking chairs. Then he looked at me.

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« What are you actually doing on a dating portal, you look very well-mannered and you even studied law, as I read on the Internet. »

I leaned a little (not too close, cheese smell) over to him across the table and spoke slowly, in a low voice.

“I’m writing a book about my dating experience with guys like you. I sold the film rights in advance and there’s a camera installed in the back corner that recorded your cheese. I think you will be part of the cinema trailer. That was really a unique performance from you, the producer will be thrilled. « 

You should have seen these eyes of the TOP manager. Thanks to this absolutely cinematic scene, the evening was still worth it for me.

What do you think of that, dear readers? What are your experiences with online dating? Write to me. info@corinnabusch.com

© Corinna Busch Corinna Busch. Journalist, author, coach and News.at columnist

The bush drum

the new column on News.at

In Africa, New Guinea, and the American tropics, for centuries the locals used a type of drum telegraph to communicate with one another over long distances. A bush drum. Just like our columnist, the German-Austrian Corinna Busch. With her columns she wants to connect, exchange and stimulate discussions with her readers over long distances. The bush drum will mainly deal with the issues of partnership, relationships and our social change.

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Why the restaurant has to be renovated after some dates

Some readers asked me for more examples of my online dating adventures. I am of course happy to comply with this request. For more cheerful episodes please refer to my current book. I remember one experience in particular. The candidate called himself ‘Sondermodel66’, a TOP manager from the automotive industry (as he called himself). In his picture in the dating portal he was only blurred up to the chest area, but I suspected a basketball twin pregnancy in the middle of the body (the candidate seemed to me to be far from the ideal weight). In his first message to me, he asked in which city I would live and should I please send him more photos: a side profile photo and a full body photo including the length of my legs and my current weight. The man was obviously doing online shopping of a special kind. Since my stated goal was a personal meeting with the guy, I went to the sun salutation for ten minutes, took a deep breath and returned to my keyboard full of positive energy. I stayed sweet as sugar even when he got really offensive and we made an appointment for dinner (unfortunately it wasn’t available during the day).

You might also be interested in: Dating over 40s – an experiment

On the day of our agreed meeting, ‘Sondermodell66’ reported in the morning by text message and confirmed the dinner date for the evening. It sounded a bit like a customer confirmation for the hostess service. I had my body re-measured so that I could immediately tell you my current bra cup size (varies depending on weight), length of my legs and waist circumference. But no further data was requested in advance.

Probably my subconscious resisted a meeting with the TOP manager with all its might. Ten minutes after the agreed time, I jumped into the restaurant and frantically asked for a reservation in the name of Reiner. Only now did I discover that the TOP manager had texted me that he would unfortunately be half an hour late. I secured a seat on the bench with a view of the restaurant and waited. 45 minutes after the agreed time, the tsunami rolled towards me. Unrestrained, with all my might, he slammed onto a delicate, brown wooden chair, which then collapsed. That’s what I call an appearance.

The TOP manager saved his estimated 120 kilos live weight with astonishing speed from the final impact on the beautiful, black and white tiled floor, in which he held on to a passing waiter. He in turn found a stop at a well-stocked cheese cart that was standing next to him.

The cheese cart wobbled and unfortunately had pulled the, pardon, butt card. Because he found nothing to hold on to and fell over. All of the cheese was distributed in a radius of what felt like ten meters on the beautiful, black and white tiled restaurant tile floor and the TOP manager’s right pant leg. I don’t know a lot about cheese and don’t know which of the little round friends was responsible for it – but suddenly it smelled quite strong and it didn’t look appetizing either. The TOP manager, red-faced, took a seat on the tubular steel chair that had been made available to him and ordered a glass of red wine in an imperious manner. Then he called the restaurant manager at the table and complained about the, sorry, fucking chairs. Then he looked at me.

Also read: Is the generation over 40 unable to relate?

« What are you actually doing on a dating portal, you look very well-mannered and you even studied law, as I read on the Internet. »

I leaned a little (not too close, cheese smell) over to him across the table and spoke slowly, in a low voice.

“I’m writing a book about my dating experience with guys like you. I sold the film rights in advance and there’s a camera installed in the back corner that recorded your cheese. I think you will be part of the cinema trailer. That was really a unique performance from you, the producer will be thrilled. « 

You should have seen these eyes of the TOP manager. Thanks to this absolutely cinematic scene, the evening was still worth it for me.

What do you think of that, dear readers? What are your experiences with online dating? Write to me. info@corinnabusch.com

© Corinna Busch Corinna Busch. Journalist, author, coach and News.at columnist

The bush drum

the new column on News.at

In Africa, New Guinea, and the American tropics, for centuries the locals used a type of drum telegraph to communicate with one another over long distances. A bush drum. Just like our columnist, the German-Austrian Corinna Busch. With her columns she wants to connect, exchange and stimulate discussions with her readers over long distances. The bush drum will mainly deal with the issues of partnership, relationships and our social change.

Read news for 1 month now for free! * * The test ends automatically. More on this ▶Win true wireless earphones from JBL now! (E-media.at) New access (yachtrevue.at) 8 reasons why it’s great to be single (lustaufsleben.at) Salmon shrimp burger with wasabi mayonnaise and honey cucumber (gusto .at) In the new trend: Shock-Down – how long can the economy withstand lockdowns? (trend.at) The 35 best family series for laughing and feeling good (tv-media.at) E-Scooter in Vienna: All providers and Prices 2020 in comparison (autorevue.at)

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Why the restaurant has to be renovated after some dates

Some readers asked me for more examples of my online dating adventures. I am of course happy to comply with this request. For more cheerful episodes please refer to my current book. I remember one experience in particular. The candidate called himself ‘Sondermodel66’, a TOP manager from the automotive industry (as he called himself). In his picture in the dating portal he was only blurred up to the chest area, but I suspected a basketball twin pregnancy in the middle of the body (the candidate seemed to me to be far from the ideal weight). In his first message to me, he asked in which city I would live and should I please send him more photos: a side profile photo and a full body photo including the length of my legs and my current weight. The man was obviously doing online shopping of a special kind. Since my stated goal was a personal meeting with the guy, I went to the sun salutation for ten minutes, took a deep breath and returned to my keyboard full of positive energy. I stayed sweet as sugar even when he got really offensive and we made an appointment for dinner (unfortunately it wasn’t available during the day).

You might also be interested in: Dating over 40s – an experiment

On the day of our agreed meeting, ‘Sondermodell66’ reported in the morning by text message and confirmed the dinner date for the evening. It sounded a bit like a customer confirmation for the hostess service. I had my body re-measured so that I could immediately tell you my current bra cup size (varies depending on weight), length of my legs and waist circumference. But no further data was requested in advance.

Probably my subconscious resisted a meeting with the TOP manager with all its might. Ten minutes after the agreed time, I jumped into the restaurant and frantically asked for a reservation in the name of Reiner. Only now did I discover that the TOP manager had texted me that he would unfortunately be half an hour late. I secured a seat on the bench with a view of the restaurant and waited. 45 minutes after the agreed time, the tsunami rolled towards me. Unrestrained, with all my might, he slammed onto a delicate, brown wooden chair, which then collapsed.

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